1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:07,943 --> 00:00:11,035 Phil's new garlic falafel balls are disgusting. 3 00:00:11,036 --> 00:00:13,754 Surprising, considering the cook is a goat. 4 00:00:13,755 --> 00:00:16,215 [Goat bleats] 5 00:00:16,907 --> 00:00:19,922 Yeah, I know. These are awful. 6 00:00:19,923 --> 00:00:21,245 Then why do you keep eating them? 7 00:00:21,246 --> 00:00:25,018 Mm. Because now I can do this... 8 00:00:25,019 --> 00:00:27,659 [Belches loudly] 9 00:00:28,385 --> 00:00:33,085 It's gross, but you gotta admit, the man's an artist. 10 00:00:33,086 --> 00:00:35,359 So Kim, are you coming to see the movie with us tomorrow? 11 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,394 - It's playing here in the Mall. - What movie? 12 00:00:37,395 --> 00:00:40,498 Only the best monster movie ever made. 13 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,945 "Attack of the Killer Zompires"! 14 00:00:42,946 --> 00:00:45,046 [Hisses] 15 00:00:45,169 --> 00:00:47,201 - They're half-Zombie... - Half-Vampire. 16 00:00:47,202 --> 00:00:49,392 And all-lame. 17 00:00:49,393 --> 00:00:52,789 If you guys wanna see a good movie, go see "The Horse Tamer". 18 00:00:52,790 --> 00:00:55,870 It's a romantic story about a muscular 19-year-old boy, 19 00:00:55,871 --> 00:01:00,496 who sells his last shirt to save a crippled horse. 20 00:01:00,497 --> 00:01:04,687 Just hearing those words makes me feel like less of a man. 21 00:01:04,688 --> 00:01:07,725 Kim, come on, see Zompires with us. It'll be fun. 22 00:01:07,726 --> 00:01:09,426 [Sighing] I don't know. 23 00:01:09,427 --> 00:01:11,395 Come on, we should go together. 24 00:01:11,396 --> 00:01:13,329 Together? 25 00:01:13,330 --> 00:01:15,800 Well. Okay, I'm in. 26 00:01:15,801 --> 00:01:17,092 Cool. [Chuckles] 27 00:01:17,093 --> 00:01:19,804 Hey, guys. You know what my new Explorer Scout patch means? 28 00:01:19,805 --> 00:01:21,291 You crossed the street by yourself. 29 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:23,544 - You threw out your nightlight? - You peed in the woods? 30 00:01:23,545 --> 00:01:26,976 No, no and that's none of your business. 31 00:01:26,977 --> 00:01:30,016 What is means is I'm leader of my troop. 32 00:01:30,017 --> 00:01:33,716 - Aren't you the only one in your... - Leader of my troop! 33 00:01:33,717 --> 00:01:37,473 My Scout Master says I'm brave, bold and fearless. 34 00:01:37,474 --> 00:01:39,522 Great! So you're coming to see "Zompires" with us? 35 00:01:39,523 --> 00:01:42,247 Are you nuts?! I looked at the commercial for that thing 36 00:01:42,248 --> 00:01:46,095 and I spent two days hiding in my mother's hamper. 37 00:01:46,096 --> 00:01:49,516 Yo, Eddie. Check this out. 38 00:01:49,990 --> 00:01:52,690 [Stomach gurgles] 39 00:01:53,207 --> 00:01:54,505 Uh-oh. 40 00:01:54,506 --> 00:01:56,125 Oh, it's going the wrong way. 41 00:01:56,126 --> 00:01:57,876 Uh-oh. No no no no no no! 42 00:01:57,877 --> 00:01:59,457 Yo, Phil Phil! I need the key! 43 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:02,439 - Key to the bathroom now! - Oh oh, okay. Let's see, uh... 44 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,995 This one? No, that's not the one. 45 00:02:04,996 --> 00:02:07,230 This... oh, this is the key to my diary. 46 00:02:07,231 --> 00:02:10,631 But, uh... whoa! I guess he really had to go-o-o! 47 00:02:10,632 --> 00:02:11,500 [Rock music playing] 48 00:02:11,501 --> 00:02:12,505 - Don't... - Don't... 49 00:02:12,506 --> 00:02:13,486 - You... - You... 50 00:02:13,487 --> 00:02:14,745 Get all tough with me! 51 00:02:14,746 --> 00:02:15,492 I'm saying... 52 00:02:15,493 --> 00:02:16,501 - Won't... - Won't... 53 00:02:16,502 --> 00:02:17,428 - You... - You... 54 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,849 Come kick it with me? 55 00:02:18,850 --> 00:02:21,118 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 56 00:02:21,119 --> 00:02:23,020 That's just how we do. 57 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:28,189 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 58 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,214 Here we go, let's start the party! 59 00:02:30,215 --> 00:02:31,764 Chop it up like it's karate. 60 00:02:31,765 --> 00:02:33,133 Everybody! 61 00:02:33,134 --> 00:02:34,419 - Don't... - Don't... 62 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,436 - You... - You... 63 00:02:35,437 --> 00:02:36,656 Get all tough with me! 64 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,392 I'm saying... 65 00:02:37,393 --> 00:02:38,431 - Won't... - Won't... 66 00:02:38,432 --> 00:02:39,341 - You... - You... 67 00:02:39,342 --> 00:02:40,804 Come kick it with me? 68 00:02:40,805 --> 00:02:43,361 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 69 00:02:43,362 --> 00:02:45,092 That's just how we do. 70 00:02:45,093 --> 00:02:50,993 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 71 00:02:53,061 --> 00:02:57,455 We've known each other for a while now and I feel a spark between us. 72 00:02:57,456 --> 00:03:02,214 And when I look into your eyes, I can tell you feel the exact same... 73 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,228 Way. 74 00:03:03,229 --> 00:03:05,004 - Not buying it. - Aw! 75 00:03:05,005 --> 00:03:07,465 When you say "spark between us," you gotta be breathy. 76 00:03:07,466 --> 00:03:08,678 [Slightly inhales] 77 00:03:08,679 --> 00:03:10,402 "Spark between us". 78 00:03:10,403 --> 00:03:12,573 Ooh. That's good. Do that again. 79 00:03:12,574 --> 00:03:14,374 No. 80 00:03:15,334 --> 00:03:17,742 Why are so nervous about asking Katie out anyway? 81 00:03:17,743 --> 00:03:20,890 [Sighs] Dude, I've had a crush on her since we finger painted in kindergarten. 82 00:03:20,891 --> 00:03:24,182 I was using blue. She was using yellow. 83 00:03:24,183 --> 00:03:25,922 Together we made green, Jack. 84 00:03:25,923 --> 00:03:27,903 Green! 85 00:03:28,954 --> 00:03:33,324 Dude, there she is! Go ask her. Come on. Go go. 86 00:03:33,325 --> 00:03:34,602 [Clears throat] 87 00:03:34,603 --> 00:03:37,123 Uh uh, Katie. 88 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:40,381 I wanna know if you wanna go to the Zompire movie with me. 89 00:03:40,382 --> 00:03:43,888 Are you seriously asking her out? 90 00:03:43,889 --> 00:03:45,809 Okay. 91 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:47,939 Here's the deal. 92 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:51,402 She'll go out with you, if Jack will go with me. 93 00:03:51,403 --> 00:03:53,078 Yes yes yes yes! 94 00:03:53,079 --> 00:03:55,847 That'll happen. Uh, so... 95 00:03:55,848 --> 00:03:58,788 So, see ya tonight. 96 00:03:59,618 --> 00:04:03,255 Dude, she said yes! I'm going to the movies with her tonight. 97 00:04:03,256 --> 00:04:04,148 [Exhales] 98 00:04:04,149 --> 00:04:06,806 I finally finished my science fair project. 99 00:04:06,807 --> 00:04:08,698 It's a light refractometer. 100 00:04:08,699 --> 00:04:14,266 By using a series of convex mirrors, I'm able to intensify a single beam of light. 101 00:04:14,267 --> 00:04:15,875 What's your project? 102 00:04:15,876 --> 00:04:19,056 Grew a bean in a cup. 103 00:04:19,838 --> 00:04:21,438 Kim. 104 00:04:21,439 --> 00:04:22,734 [Sighs] 105 00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:24,835 Lindsay. 106 00:04:24,877 --> 00:04:27,877 [Dance music playing] 107 00:04:29,073 --> 00:04:30,328 Whoa-ho! 108 00:04:30,329 --> 00:04:31,568 [Music stops] 109 00:04:31,569 --> 00:04:35,755 No! My light refractometer! It's ruined! 110 00:04:35,756 --> 00:04:38,936 It's gonna take me all night to build another one. 111 00:04:38,937 --> 00:04:41,697 You want a bean? 112 00:04:44,095 --> 00:04:45,997 - You! - I have a date! Not the face! 113 00:04:45,998 --> 00:04:49,298 Not the face! [Screaming] 114 00:04:54,976 --> 00:04:56,960 Uh, Eddie? 115 00:04:56,961 --> 00:04:59,981 What are you doing here? I thought you were too scared to see this movie. 116 00:04:59,982 --> 00:05:02,964 Now that I'm Scout Leader, I'm going to show people my bravery. 117 00:05:02,965 --> 00:05:04,593 - [Music playing] - Now there's time to 118 00:05:04,594 --> 00:05:07,398 - get something to eat... - [Screams] 119 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:08,365 What's that? 120 00:05:08,366 --> 00:05:11,903 A cartoon dancing hotdog telling you the snack bar is open. 121 00:05:11,904 --> 00:05:13,628 Well, joke's on them. 122 00:05:13,629 --> 00:05:18,493 That terrifying wiener made me lose my appetite. 123 00:05:18,494 --> 00:05:20,001 Kim. 124 00:05:20,002 --> 00:05:21,146 Lindsay. 125 00:05:21,147 --> 00:05:23,245 - You a Zompire fan? - Not really. 126 00:05:23,246 --> 00:05:24,980 I'm here on a date. 127 00:05:24,981 --> 00:05:28,710 Oh, I'm sorry. You probably don't know what that is. 128 00:05:28,711 --> 00:05:30,931 Actually, I'm on a date too. 129 00:05:30,932 --> 00:05:32,732 Oh. 130 00:05:33,281 --> 00:05:36,218 And here's my date now. Hi, Jack. 131 00:05:36,219 --> 00:05:37,856 Wha... you're here on a date with Jack?! 132 00:05:37,857 --> 00:05:41,268 - Yes, I am! - I'm here with who now? 133 00:05:41,269 --> 00:05:43,928 Come on, Jack. I saved us seats. 134 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:46,749 Uh, buh-bye, Kim. 135 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,880 Whoa, you're here on a date with Lindsay? 136 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:50,968 Uh, no no. I... I'm not. 137 00:05:50,969 --> 00:05:53,304 Jerry, what is going on? 138 00:05:53,305 --> 00:05:55,107 No hablo ingles, se?or. 139 00:05:55,108 --> 00:05:56,193 Jerry! 140 00:05:56,194 --> 00:05:58,847 Dude, it was the only way that I would get Katie to go out with me. 141 00:05:58,848 --> 00:06:02,058 You gotta do this for me, man. Please. 142 00:06:02,059 --> 00:06:03,705 Fine. 143 00:06:03,706 --> 00:06:06,369 - Kim, would you be okay if I sat with... - Of course! Yeah. 144 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:09,124 Apparently Lindsay's your date. Why wouldn't you sit with your date? 145 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:15,025 And since you and I aren't on a date, I'll go sit with Eddie! [Laughing] 146 00:06:18,808 --> 00:06:21,450 - You didn't save me a seat? - Why should I? 147 00:06:21,451 --> 00:06:24,350 It's not like we're on a date. 148 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,451 Are we? 149 00:06:32,481 --> 00:06:34,945 Uh, hi. Excuse me, Sir. Is that seat... 150 00:06:34,946 --> 00:06:36,912 Rudy?! 151 00:06:36,913 --> 00:06:38,447 What are you doing?! 152 00:06:38,448 --> 00:06:43,532 [Whispering] Getting the senior discount. Now sit down before you blow my cover. 153 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,343 Hey, just so you know. 154 00:06:45,344 --> 00:06:51,244 I go to the little boys' room between 30 and 40 times an hour. 155 00:06:52,262 --> 00:06:54,144 [Cell phone ringing] 156 00:06:54,145 --> 00:06:57,422 Oh, seriously?! Who is the jerk?! 157 00:06:57,423 --> 00:06:59,132 First time at the movies? 158 00:06:59,133 --> 00:07:00,996 Ha ha, am I right? 159 00:07:00,997 --> 00:07:04,077 Am... oh, that's me, isn't it? 160 00:07:04,078 --> 00:07:06,238 Oh, boy! 161 00:07:06,966 --> 00:07:10,151 Trying to get another senior discount, are we, Rudy? 162 00:07:10,152 --> 00:07:15,990 Well, you may have dodged me at the early bird buffet, but I gotcha now! 163 00:07:15,991 --> 00:07:18,653 [Old man voice] I'm not Rudy. I'm Sammy! 164 00:07:18,654 --> 00:07:21,775 Yeah, and I'm Queen of the Zompires. 165 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:23,777 [Screams] 166 00:07:23,778 --> 00:07:25,147 [Chortles] 167 00:07:25,148 --> 00:07:27,788 Dancing wieners. 168 00:07:38,244 --> 00:07:39,462 Seriously? 169 00:07:39,463 --> 00:07:42,347 They just left me here? 170 00:07:42,348 --> 00:07:44,808 Nice friends. 171 00:07:53,026 --> 00:07:54,946 Jack? 172 00:07:56,196 --> 00:07:58,116 Rudy? 173 00:08:03,269 --> 00:08:05,369 Anybody? 174 00:08:07,073 --> 00:08:09,893 [Pounding on door] 175 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:16,281 Jerry? What happened? What's going on around here? 176 00:08:16,282 --> 00:08:18,382 [Growls] 177 00:08:20,486 --> 00:08:22,685 What it do... 178 00:08:22,686 --> 00:08:24,606 Girl? 179 00:08:24,722 --> 00:08:27,362 [Belches loudly] 180 00:08:35,268 --> 00:08:37,728 Hey, Zompire! 181 00:08:49,916 --> 00:08:51,033 Hey! 182 00:08:51,034 --> 00:08:52,819 Over here, pasty face. 183 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:54,446 [Hisses] 184 00:08:54,447 --> 00:08:57,327 It's falafel time. 185 00:08:58,336 --> 00:09:00,693 Hoo-ah! Right between the fangs! 186 00:09:00,694 --> 00:09:03,062 [Gulps] [Stomach gurgles] 187 00:09:03,063 --> 00:09:05,163 [Groans] 188 00:09:07,049 --> 00:09:09,018 Jack, you all right? 189 00:09:09,019 --> 00:09:11,824 How do you know my name? 190 00:09:11,825 --> 00:09:13,984 Hey, that was my last falafel ball. 191 00:09:13,985 --> 00:09:16,200 It's only gonna slow him down for a few minutes. 192 00:09:16,201 --> 00:09:17,802 We should get back in the rebel base. 193 00:09:17,803 --> 00:09:20,580 I'm not going anywhere until someone tells me what's going on. 194 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:22,419 - [Roar] - [Screaming] 195 00:09:22,420 --> 00:09:27,201 Or you know, we can go inside first. I'm flexible. 196 00:09:27,202 --> 00:09:29,083 What is going on?! 197 00:09:29,084 --> 00:09:30,845 I'll tell you what's going on. 198 00:09:30,846 --> 00:09:33,359 We're at war with the Zompires. 199 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,143 When they first came we thought there was one or two... 200 00:09:36,144 --> 00:09:38,315 Or three or four, five... 201 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,236 Rudy! 202 00:09:41,238 --> 00:09:43,055 There were thousands of 'em. 203 00:09:43,056 --> 00:09:45,693 They came crawling up from the sewers below Seaford. 204 00:09:45,694 --> 00:09:50,014 I was on the toilet when one came up. 205 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:53,703 The multiplied by burping into humans' faces. 206 00:09:53,704 --> 00:09:58,684 And the worst part, they never say "excuse me". 207 00:09:59,549 --> 00:10:00,758 [Metal clanking] 208 00:10:00,759 --> 00:10:03,080 - Where did you go? - Jack sent me to get supplies. 209 00:10:03,081 --> 00:10:04,622 Fresh water, batteries. 210 00:10:04,623 --> 00:10:06,963 Hair spray. 211 00:10:08,264 --> 00:10:14,164 The end of the world doesn't have to mean the end of my beautiful bouncy hair. 212 00:10:15,939 --> 00:10:18,328 I'm Lindsay, Jack's girlfriend. 213 00:10:18,329 --> 00:10:19,728 Who are you? 214 00:10:19,729 --> 00:10:22,957 I really hate this world. 215 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,002 Her name's Kim. 216 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:27,165 We found her wandering outside and had to use our last falafel ball to save her. 217 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:31,074 You wasted our last ball on her?! 218 00:10:31,075 --> 00:10:32,776 I don't trust her. 219 00:10:32,777 --> 00:10:35,212 Give her the test. 220 00:10:35,213 --> 00:10:38,775 There's only one person that can give her... 221 00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:40,996 The test. 222 00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:43,453 I'll summon the rebel leader. 223 00:10:43,454 --> 00:10:47,114 - Rebel leader! - [Door opens] 224 00:10:54,298 --> 00:10:55,866 Can we trust you? 225 00:10:55,867 --> 00:10:57,770 Um. Yeah. 226 00:10:57,771 --> 00:11:01,307 She passed. Hey, you play softball? We really need a first baseman. 227 00:11:01,308 --> 00:11:03,468 [Beeping] 228 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:10,108 It's from the Professor! He wants us to come to his secret lab. 229 00:11:10,109 --> 00:11:12,615 He's found a way to turn Zompires back into humans. 230 00:11:12,616 --> 00:11:15,314 This means we'll have something we haven't had in a while. 231 00:11:15,315 --> 00:11:16,486 Toilet paper? 232 00:11:16,487 --> 00:11:18,707 No. Hope. 233 00:11:18,851 --> 00:11:23,171 Let me know when you get toilet paper. 234 00:11:24,155 --> 00:11:27,095 [Soft music playing] 235 00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:29,578 [Music stops] 236 00:11:29,579 --> 00:11:31,895 Welcome, Rebels, to my secret lab. 237 00:11:31,896 --> 00:11:35,856 Thank you for removing your shoes. 238 00:11:35,885 --> 00:11:39,545 [Crashing and glass shattering] 239 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:44,425 I give you mankind's salvation. 240 00:11:44,426 --> 00:11:46,559 The Krupnick coil! 241 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:50,728 This super powerful refractometer emits a light so intense, 242 00:11:50,729 --> 00:11:53,534 it pierces the Zompire's inner darkness... 243 00:11:53,535 --> 00:11:55,952 Turning them back into humans. 244 00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:58,589 Jerry: Yeah. Not gonna happen. 245 00:11:58,590 --> 00:12:00,750 [Zapping] 246 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:05,153 - Oopsie. - You fiend! 247 00:12:05,154 --> 00:12:07,603 He just destroyed our only chance of survival 248 00:12:07,604 --> 00:12:10,258 against the most evil force man has ever known. 249 00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:13,760 And he didn't take off his shoes. 250 00:12:13,761 --> 00:12:16,665 How did you find the Professor's secret underground lab? 251 00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:19,691 Why don't you ask your girlfriend? 252 00:12:19,692 --> 00:12:22,572 I did it. For us. 253 00:12:22,849 --> 00:12:24,920 I made a deal, Jack. 254 00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:27,282 The Zompires'll spare us. 255 00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:28,780 You and I can be together. 256 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:30,445 [Chuckles] 257 00:12:30,446 --> 00:12:33,686 Yeah... about that deal. 258 00:12:34,048 --> 00:12:35,350 I lied. 259 00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:37,991 [Belches loudly] 260 00:12:39,617 --> 00:12:44,130 I'm gonna go on record and say she may be the worst girlfriend ever. 261 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,231 [Hisses] 262 00:12:54,369 --> 00:12:55,470 [All growling and hissing] 263 00:12:55,471 --> 00:12:58,511 Sir, it has been an honor to serve with you. 264 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,680 One last request, rebel leader. 265 00:13:00,681 --> 00:13:03,078 Permission to cry like a little girl. 266 00:13:03,079 --> 00:13:06,559 [Sobbing] Permission granted. 267 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:09,059 - Jack, what are you doing? - Getting us out of here. 268 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,307 [Dance music playing] 269 00:13:10,308 --> 00:13:12,769 Can't resist... 270 00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:15,050 Urge to... 271 00:13:15,352 --> 00:13:16,670 Dance! 272 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:20,391 Zompires, let's do this thing. 273 00:13:26,343 --> 00:13:28,563 [Growling] 274 00:13:29,807 --> 00:13:34,067 [Exhales] Really, Zompire Jerry? Really? 275 00:13:39,668 --> 00:13:42,183 How did you know that music would make Jerry dance? 276 00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:45,594 Well, before he was a Zompire, Jerry was one of us. 277 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,931 Music was his weakness. 278 00:13:47,932 --> 00:13:49,319 And girls. 279 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,662 And math. And tying shoelaces. 280 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:54,670 He had a lot of weaknesses. 281 00:13:54,671 --> 00:13:58,362 The only thing left of my refractometer is this crystal diode, 282 00:13:58,363 --> 00:14:01,269 wrapped up in this wad of toilet paper. 283 00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,901 I'll take the toilet paper. 284 00:14:03,902 --> 00:14:07,742 See you people in about a week. 285 00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:11,054 Is there anything we can do with the crystal diode? 286 00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:13,905 Well, there is one prototype coil. 287 00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:18,070 But it's in the darkest, scariest, most evil place on Earth. 288 00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:23,197 The snake cave on the edge of town that goes down to the bowels of the underworld? 289 00:14:23,198 --> 00:14:24,632 Worse. 290 00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:27,753 - School! - [All gasp] 291 00:14:30,393 --> 00:14:32,648 We're going to the Zompires' lair. 292 00:14:32,649 --> 00:14:33,771 The school. 293 00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,368 That place is scarier than the snake caves on the edge of town 294 00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:38,970 that reach into the bowels of the underworld. 295 00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:41,476 That's why we need all the falafel balls you got. 296 00:14:41,477 --> 00:14:43,129 Happy to help. 297 00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,050 $500! 298 00:14:45,313 --> 00:14:47,692 - Each! - But we're trying to save humanity! 299 00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:50,096 Oh, why didn't you say so? 300 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:52,077 $1000! 301 00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,237 Each! 302 00:14:54,238 --> 00:14:56,147 Don't you care about saving the world? 303 00:14:56,148 --> 00:14:57,843 No, not really. 304 00:14:57,844 --> 00:15:01,541 The Zompire apocalypse has been great for the business. 305 00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:04,414 No falafel ball for you! Get out! 306 00:15:04,415 --> 00:15:05,760 [Bleats] 307 00:15:05,761 --> 00:15:09,717 Tootsie. What's wrong? Something seems different about you? 308 00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:12,957 Is it my demonic red eyes? My mouth full of fangs? 309 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,305 The fact that I'm talking to you right now? 310 00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,975 What was the first one again? 311 00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:20,532 I'm a Zompire goat, you dimwit! 312 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,326 Yes, that's it! That's the one! 313 00:15:22,327 --> 00:15:24,603 [Belches loudly] 314 00:15:24,604 --> 00:15:27,784 - Look out! - All: No! 315 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,079 Tootsie! 316 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,180 [Growls] 317 00:15:33,069 --> 00:15:34,526 Eddie! 318 00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:37,167 Not my Tootsie! 319 00:15:51,247 --> 00:15:53,282 You really think this is going to work, Jack? 320 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:55,241 Yes. They won't be awake for hours 321 00:15:55,242 --> 00:15:57,954 and if they do wake up, this makeup will help us blend in. 322 00:15:57,955 --> 00:16:01,310 I'm sorry for yelling at you to do my makeup, Kim. 323 00:16:01,311 --> 00:16:07,211 But as the new rebel leader, it wouldn't look right if I had to do my own. 324 00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:09,436 No, I get it. 325 00:16:09,437 --> 00:16:12,017 Happy to help. 326 00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:16,212 If it's here, the coil will be in the multipurpose room 327 00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:18,046 with the other science fair projects. 328 00:16:18,047 --> 00:16:22,951 Guys, we have to be quiet. Nobody make any loud noises. 329 00:16:22,952 --> 00:16:24,617 [Cell phone ringing] 330 00:16:24,618 --> 00:16:27,181 Seriously? Who's the jerk? 331 00:16:27,182 --> 00:16:29,167 First time in an evil Zompire's... 332 00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,851 Oh, wait. That's me. 333 00:16:31,852 --> 00:16:35,752 Sorry. That's just poor planning. 334 00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,740 [Growling] 335 00:16:38,741 --> 00:16:42,319 Oh, no. You woke up Joan! Queen of the Zompires. 336 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,820 Oh... 337 00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:47,181 Lookee what we have here. 338 00:16:47,368 --> 00:16:51,414 A cute little panda boy and his friends. 339 00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:54,074 I'm not a panda. Kim, why does she think I'm a panda? 340 00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:56,870 Oh, you panda'd me, didn't you? 341 00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:59,067 A little bit. 342 00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:03,988 How dare you dress up and sneak into my lair? 343 00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:06,631 [Belches loudly] 344 00:17:08,522 --> 00:17:09,941 [Chuckles] 345 00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:11,982 Pandas. 346 00:17:12,826 --> 00:17:18,166 - Phil, cover us! - Okay, Jack. I'll hold them back. 347 00:17:21,835 --> 00:17:24,738 Ah, is that all you got, Zompires?! 348 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,783 You think you're all that? You're not so tough, huh?! 349 00:17:27,784 --> 00:17:30,079 Whoa! Okay, I didn't see that coming. 350 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,707 Wait wait. I was just kidding. Go back to bed. 351 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:35,347 Back to bed. Nighty night. 352 00:17:35,348 --> 00:17:39,188 Please stop and sleep tight. 353 00:17:41,989 --> 00:17:46,549 The coil has to be around here somewhere. 354 00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:47,875 [Snorts] 355 00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:52,256 Look. Some loser grew a bean in a cup. 356 00:17:53,749 --> 00:17:58,596 Here's the coil! I just need time to install the crystal diode, and it'll work. 357 00:17:58,597 --> 00:18:01,128 I don't think that's gonna happen. 358 00:18:01,129 --> 00:18:02,959 Jack! Kim! Stop him! 359 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,060 [Grunts] 360 00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:15,321 Kim, falafel ball! 361 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,483 [Gulps] [Stomach gurgles] 362 00:18:19,484 --> 00:18:23,264 Oh no! I hate school bathrooms. 363 00:18:28,016 --> 00:18:30,571 Kim, we did it. We did it! 364 00:18:30,572 --> 00:18:32,420 Jack, behind you! 365 00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:36,600 It's your crazy Zompire ex-girlfriend! 366 00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:39,241 [Belches loudly] 367 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,295 No! 368 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:44,056 - Jack? - Kim. Get away from me. 369 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,982 How are we coming with that coil? 370 00:18:45,983 --> 00:18:48,778 The diode's in place. I just need to turn it... 371 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:51,419 [Belches loudly] 372 00:18:52,452 --> 00:18:55,752 Little bump in the road. 373 00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:58,492 [Growling] 374 00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:19,823 What are you doing? Don't turn her, Jack. 375 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:23,304 You are supposed to be spending the rest of eternity with me. 376 00:19:23,305 --> 00:19:28,337 I've literally been a Zompire for 10 seconds and you're already smothering me. 377 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:31,737 You just wanna burp on her because you like her, I knew it! Admit it! 378 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,981 Oh, so this is how it's gonna be for all eternity. 379 00:19:33,982 --> 00:19:35,709 - My mother warned me about... - Let it go! 380 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:39,354 - Boys like you! - Woman! Shh! Shh! 381 00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:44,395 - Stop! Just shh! - You guys need to lighten up. 382 00:19:52,079 --> 00:19:54,994 - You okay? - You did it. You saved me. 383 00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:59,464 I was not gonna let you spend eternity with her. 384 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,816 You belong with me. You belong with me. 385 00:20:02,817 --> 00:20:04,685 You belong with me. 386 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:10,586 Not gonna happen, cookie. I've been with the same woman since before electricity. 387 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:15,414 [Exhales] 388 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,950 It was all just a dream. 389 00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,618 Let's go. [Sighs] 390 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,153 I had so much fun with you. Wanna go grab some fro-yo? 391 00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:25,794 I'd love to... 392 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:30,870 I... I just... I have to help Kim with her, um... 393 00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:34,770 Science project! I'm growing a bean. 394 00:20:34,771 --> 00:20:37,611 I have to help her grow a bean. 395 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,372 Buh-bye, Lindsay. 396 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,727 Oh, thank you so much for the save. 397 00:20:43,728 --> 00:20:46,478 Sitting next to her was like sitting next to a Zombie. 398 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,578 - So did you like the movie? - Couldn't have hated it more. 399 00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:51,572 But I like the way it ended. 400 00:20:51,573 --> 00:20:57,473 I didn't really like the ending. The way the Zombie and the Vampire... 401 00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:05,625 I'm never going to a PG movie again. 402 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,396 Man in movie: Maybe your back legs don't work so well, 403 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,687 but I used my bicycle to make you some braces. 404 00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:11,952 [Horse whinnies] 405 00:21:11,953 --> 00:21:16,779 Oh, yeah! There you go! There you go, boy. Now run! 406 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:19,989 - Ha! - [Bicycle bell rings] 407 00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:22,954 This may be the worst movie I've ever seen. 408 00:21:22,955 --> 00:21:24,739 But I'm glad I'm here with you. 409 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,671 Yeah, me too. 410 00:21:26,672 --> 00:21:30,276 [Sobbing] This is the best movie I've ever seen. 411 00:21:30,277 --> 00:21:34,331 [Sobbing] Run like the wind, Juniper. 412 00:21:34,332 --> 00:21:36,874 Like the wind! 413 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:42,775 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 414 00:21:42,825 --> 00:21:47,375 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0